SANDY: Welcome to iSurv1vor Live Aroh. Why is it that u think u are here today?
AROH: Well, the odds were against me once my lover Kenyon was voted out.. and I knew I was going to be targeted soon, so I quit.... again.
SANDY: So, the reason you quit was because you were upset that you couldn't have kinky sex with Kenyon anymore?
AROH: Yes, thats why
SANDY: I never knew you and Kenyon were doing the nasty.. were you 2 trying to keep it secret?
AROH: HAHAHA.. the funny thing is.. not even Kenyon knew. He was asleep.. teehee!. I'm pretty sneaky eh? just proves how sneaky of a player I am
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SANDY: Oh.. umm..... wow......
AROH: I know right? oh and also, I quit because you started being stupid, making up this rule where we have to actually follow rules. Like... what kind of host has rules in challanges. Thats just retarded.
SANDY: So, what was your strategy coming into this game?
AROH: I was trying to break the record for most quits. I knew if I kept quitting, people wouldnt see me as a threat and wouldnt write my name down. It has been working for me so far. Ever since my last time quitting, no1 has written my name down. I think I will probably use this strategy in every game I play.. and probably in real life situations too.
SANDY: Who do you see as the biggest threat right now?
AROH: Definately Taylor. He is so fricken awsome at this game. He is like the best player I've ever seen in my life. Thats another reason I quit this game. Once I realized how unstoppable Taylor was, I just quit to save time. I rly want to suck on his p3nis to be honest, but he wont let me ;(
SANDY: Any advice to future players?
AROH: Just look at the way Taylor plays, and take notes. And if u ever get into a game against Taylor, just quit. He will win guaranteed. And also, quitting is the new fad.
SANDY: That is the best advice I have ever heard in my whole life, Aroh. I just have a few more questions though
SANDY: So.. when you.......
AROH: No thanks Sandy. I dont feel like doing this interview anymore. I quit this interview